Saturday, June 28, 2014

Comment on my romantic interlude

I've only asked a few men over the last day or so but every one has said it is very strange for a man to kiss his own arm during sex. One said he accidentally kissed his own hand once because it somehow got in the way and was between him and his girlfriend. When it happened they both cracked up laughing. In 36 years of dating, that was the first time anyone kissed himself instead of me. When it happened I thought, "Why am I even here. You should have just stayed home and masterbated."

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