Thursday, January 29, 2015
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Fat women
Marty said fat women used to write him on dating sites and it made him feel like he must look terrible but I told him ugly guys write me all the time, not that I'm a 10 or anything but why would fat, ugly guys wearing tighty whities and cowboy hats write me? Maybe because I'm in Texas.
Friends binge
Watching Friends reminds me of living in an apartment complex on the south side of Oklahoma City in the late 1990's. It was so fun. Some of my neighbors ended up being great friends of mine. We used to hang out at the pool, have pot luck meals, go out to movies and clubs. Then one of my neighbors, Dee, went out with the brothers of my other neighbor, Barb. I'm not sure how the whole thing got started now but Dee went out with one brother, who was married, separated but unable to get a divorce because his wife was pregnant. Then somehow, Dee started dating the other brother who was coincidentally, also married. I do think she broke up with the first brother before she started dating the second brother, at least for a day...Then, she went back to the first brother and broke up with him again. Then, she started dating the second brother again. They moved in together before he was even divorced from his wife. I think Dee and the second brother got married and divorced. Barb quit wanting to hang out with us. Dee and I drifted apart (too much drama for me). I wish Dee had kept her coochie to herself. We had so much fun before she couldn't decide for sure which of Barb's brothers she wanted screw.
Joe's text
After Joe texted Deb and told her that he couldn't be around her anymore because he has always wanted more than friendship from his relationship with her. She said she appreciated his honestly and she hopes they can be friends. After six years, it's finally over.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
I was right
Butt-holes were worked into the script...I knew it. These guys can't get through a script without bringing up butt-holes.
Remembered
When thinking about The Interview and all the reactions or the overreaction of some I remembered a button my roommate, Deana Jennings, gave me that said Joke 'em if they can't take a f#ck. Some people just have no sense of humor.
The Interview
Marty had critiqued The Interview for me also. This morning, my supervisor told me that he and his wife watched it and were cracking up. I'm watching it and so far I haven't laughed real hard yet. Marty said he doesn't think that James Franco is a good enough actor to carry the role off. I told Marty and my supervisor that I think the James Franco and his posse are kind of like all the guys in Jackass: the all have butt-hole fetishes. They are all to infatuated with butt-holes. I just don't an affinity for butt-holes like they do. But now, I know what all those hunting trips are about.
The difference between Marty and Gil
When I told Marty, my fwb didn't want to be fwb anymore he kept asking why not and pressing me. He kept saying didn't you ask why. And saying that it didn't make any sense. Of course, I told him that if someone tells you they don't want to be with fwb anymore you just say ok. Marty even said, "you're ok with that." i said, "I have to be." And then he said he was sorry for me.
When I told Gil, my fwb didn't wanna be fwb anymore she said that it was too bad but if someone doesn't want the same thing you want then things are not going to work out. You have to just go your own way. You can't push what you want on someone.
You'd think a woman would be more inclined to press someone about why they don't want to be with you but NOPE...
When I told Gil, my fwb didn't wanna be fwb anymore she said that it was too bad but if someone doesn't want the same thing you want then things are not going to work out. You have to just go your own way. You can't push what you want on someone.
You'd think a woman would be more inclined to press someone about why they don't want to be with you but NOPE...
Monday, January 26, 2015
Got the low down
Marty saw American Sniper and gave me his analysis so now I don't have to go see it.
USPS
I put a present for my mom in the mail on Saturday and she already got it. It would take almost that long to drive to Oklahoma from here.
Another small favor
One of my neighbors/coworkers said she wanted to fix me up with this guy. She even called her husband to see if his buddy would like me. Then she mentioned that he's divorced and drinks a lot. Luckily, I had a date so I said I've got a date and I don't know what's going to happen with the guy so I'd rather wait and I don't really want to go out with two guys at the same time. One guy is enough for me. Thank goodness for small favors.
Small favors
Right when Harry was about to start in on me again about going to his church so I can meet a man there his walking partner showed up. I was so thankful for small favors.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Big lips
After I saw the documentary with the girl getting plastic surgery in the coochie area, I asked Marty if the big lips thing really is a problem and he said he's been with someone with lots of extra skin in that area before and he didn't really like it. I guess I never knew it was such an issue. I was always more concerned with my nose being too big. And I didn't like being flat chested (still stuck with the nose but took care of the boobs).
Just remembered
I was finishing my laundry and thinking it's a great day to go out for a bit and I remembered that I brought some work home with me. Yikes.
Perfect Sunday
It's very beautiful today, I happened to catch Joel Osteen and I am going to do laundry which is my favorite chore.
Friends
I've been missing having friends around the last couple of weeks:-( Yesterday, when Marty and I were talking while he drove the last leg of his trip to see the LDW, he said he was sorry I lost my fwb. I thought it was so sweet. That's exactly why I have been missing my friends. Maybe I'll get to see Gil or Marty soon. I haven't been to Corpus to see my posse lately either. There is way too much chaos there to burden my friends by visiting.
Christmas shopping
Since I was sick during the Christmas season I did my Christmas shopping a couple of weeks ago. The sales were fantastic. My friend, Gil, always stocks up on things after holidays. Now, I want to start saving money for a trip or something.
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Weight loss
I've gained 10 lbs since moving to Seabrook and I've been wanting to lose it but have not been working out like I should or eating right. But since I lost my FWB I think I'll be sufficiently depressed and able to abstain from food and lose a few lbs. There is always a silver lining. it's probably for the best anyway. I need to move closer to my real friends or make some new ones; my existence here is pretty empty.
Nice
This morning when I woke up it was nice when i realized that it really was Saturday morning, my favorite. Yesterday, when i woke up and thought it was Saturday and then realized it was Friday it was not so nice.
Friday, January 23, 2015
Labels
This week we had a lunch and learn at work and part of the learning was oriented to reading food labels. I thought it was ridiculous since the healthiest food doesn't have a label.
Relatives
Mic was teasing me and said my cousin will be hosting Saturday Night Live tomorrow night for the 40th anniversary. He thinks I should watch tomorrow night. Mic teases me sometimes about Blake Shelton, who will host Saturday Night Live tomorrow night, because I don't know any Sheltons in Oklahoma since my dad died when I was six years old. Mic says two people from the same area in Oklahoma with the same last name have to be related.
Great workout
The lunch workout was incredible challenging today. It's nice to work someplace where I can workout at lunch. Vishal said he thinks that a great work place atmosphere.
No worries
Don't have to worry about making Ron miss his ex-wife (or old life) when he's around me as I thought might happen b/c Marty said the LDW made him miss me and Sarah.
Dream job
I asked Vishal what he would do if he could do anything he wanted for work. Vishal said he is doing it. I don't think that I am.
A little disappointed
When I woke up I thought it was Saturday, my favorite day, and I kept trying to go back to sleep. I was thinking it would be great to sleep in. Then I realized it's Friday; a work day.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Plan
Since I am a planner I have been thinking I should come up with a plan for me. I haven't had a long term plan for a while so I am going to come up with some goals and then what I need to do to obtain them. I have been in limbo for the last few years it seems.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Eiffel Tower
I want to go see the Eiffel Tower. Maybe my son, Nick would want to go with me. That would be really fun. I don't know if he would be interested. When i went to China he didn't want to go but it may have been because he didn't want to be away from his girlfriend for two weeks.
Today's horoscope
My horoscope said it could be a really horrible day if I try something new. Yikes!
Monday, January 19, 2015
Gil's gift
Since I moved I have not seen the Lifesaver travel vibrator that Gil gave me for Christmas last year. I told her that it seems to have disappeared on me and of course I'm hoping one of the movers didn't take it. That's really creepy. Gil said she would send me another one. She's sweet that way. I remember when she gave it to me and said it's a travel vibrator and I said where would i be going that I might need a travel vibrator. I barely need one at home. And then even funnier she said, "You can use it when your'e driving." I started laughing because there is no way I would try to drive and masturbate...I worry enough about my driving.
Epiphany comment
Vishal told me that my epiphany was obvious. I had to come clean and tell him that I am really stupid when it comes to men.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
Odd
I just read a couple of articles about Lauren Bacall. And, I had the thought I frequently think about difficult people, "Why is it that difficult people always get their way?" I've noticed those people who are always saying and at times shouting, "Jump" get the response, "How high?". I't s a mystery to me that people try so hard to please people who are not easy to please. It seems the harder someone is to please the harder people try to please them. It's aggravating.
Epiphany
While Marty and I were talking about his LDW, I realized I have been treating someone very near and dear to me differently since he revealed that he wants a future with me. He recently told me he wants to relocate to this part of Texas. In the past or prior to his disclosure, I would have been elated and I would have told him so. But when he said he might move close to me I didn't respond. I need to have a talk with him but I have been really worried that our friendship will suffer if I tell him that I think of him as one of my best friends and love him dearly but not in a romantic way. I wish I did feel that way about him my life my be more simple but right now I feel like I am in limbo when it comes to even thinking about any kind of relationship. I pretty much suck at any kind of relationship other than friendship and know it. I guess it's good to know your shortcomings.
Saturday, January 17, 2015
Empty
When Marty said he just misses Sarah and me when he's with the LDW, I said that I had a similar feeling when I was with the Detroit guy. In fact, I felt like I would rather be alone that with him. His stories were not entertaining or of interest to me and I caught myself daydreaming or wishing I was somewhere else when he was talking. A couple of times I wished he would just shut up. But I noticed that the whole time he thought he was interesting. He just kept droning on like I was clinging to every word for the upcoming quiz. To him it was impossible that I didn't find him intriguing and every word an intellectual revelation. What a dip shit. After talking Marty I realized that we were having the same kind of feeling and having a completely empty experience. It does make me miss my real friends and it sucks.
Friday, January 16, 2015
Tuesday
The Detroit will be back in town soon and for sure I will see him Tuesday (not for a date but for a hearing) and I am hoping he has given up on me ever wanting to have sex with him. A couple of men told me to tell him I am not interested in him and I never will be. That seems pretty harsh, true but harsh.
Once again
Though it seems ridiculous, I did not realize Monday is a holiday. I have four days off and no plans b/c I wasn't on top of things. So it may be a good time for a Netflix binge. I might try the The Fall. I watched If I were You and was surprised by how good it was.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
PowerPoint
My supervisor's wife sent him a PowerPoint presentation of Honey Dos. I wonder how most people would react to that.
Something to think about
I called Ron this morning and asked if he would be interested in going out and trying to pick each other up. I was thinking we could go out separately and then see if we would be interested in hooking up. I haven't ever done anything like that before and I'm pretty comfortable around him. It sounds much goofier now than it did this morning when I was trying to think of something to look forward to since work is overwhelming lately. Ron may be considering it.
L.A.
Marty's working in L.A. this week and his phone isn't getting good reception:-( I'ts going to be a long week. I don't like it when he and I can't talk.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Marty and I
Last night, Marty called so I vented a little about the Detroit guy getting crappy with me on the phone because I didn't want to go out New Year's Eve since I was sick. I told Marty I couldn't believe the guy had the nerve to chastise me because I was sick. It was like he was trying to make me feel guilty because I was sick and couldn't go out. If Marty and I were supposed to go somewhere and I was sick Marty would bring me chicken soup or come take care of me not bitch at me. Then Marty said the LDW he's dating is the opposite she would do anything for him and if he was sick she would be right there to nurture and nurse him back to health. I said she would probably drive 5 hours to bring you chicken soups if you were sick. And he said she would. I said that we ended up going out with people who are completely opposites. The LDW is completely selfless and the Detroit guy is completely selfish. And neither of us are happy with them.
Sunday, January 4, 2015
Weekend
I am heading off to bed, zzz. I got some work done (not enough). I managed to go to the grocery store though I was in a hurry to get back home and try to get some more work done on my reports so I was dressed like a crazy lady. I wore a beret because my hair was wet, I had a gray tee shirt dress on with pink polka dotted, fuzzy, knee high socks, fake crocs and a pink jacket. I got some strange looks but it was better than when some creepy guy follows me around. I have a fix for that too. If some creepy guy starts following me around Wal Mart I go get the biggest box of Kotex, Tampons, etc I can find on the feminine hygiene aisle and put it in my grocery cart. That usually does the trick. When the guy sees a ginormous box of kotex or tampons in my cart he goes the other way.
Traveling
I saw a great deal on a trip but single occupancy requires an extra $500.00. My friend asked me to wait and and go with him so we could enjoy it together since neither of us have travel companions.
Missing Marty
Marty has been on the road due to holiday work and I miss talking to him. He's my life sounding board. See Marty at:
http://www.1comedian.com/
http://www.1comedian.com/
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Lately
A couple of friends have told me stories about mean people in their lives. One of my friends has a wife who says the most terrible things to him and she is lazy. I don't know how he puts up with it. It would have to be better to be alone than be cut down all the time. My other friend said his squeeze said she is done with him but he doesn't know why; no explanation, no sorry, no good bye, just we're done (in a text).
Update on Joe
Joe didn't text, drunk text, drunk dial, etc. his unobtainable...He knows she just uses him because she can and will never ever have a relationship with him or even have pity sex with him. Maybe this time he's serious about leaving her behind and moving on with his life.
The Vicar of Dibley
I started watching The Vicar of Dibley b/c I finished Life and The B in Apt 23. I've seen all three seasons of The Vicar of Dibley and loved them so I decided to listen to them while I work. I'm hoping to get a few reports written.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Joe's hang up
Joe's friend without benefits was texting him and saying she had to say Happy New Year before she got too drunk. She also said, "I fucking love you." like she's his frat brother. I told him she says that to you like you guys are bros or something so "you need to leave your phone at home go to your neighbors and party. You don't need your phone to have a good time."
Life on Netflix
I've been watching the two seasons of Life available on Netflix. I like it too bad there were only two seasons. Charlie Crews, the main character, spent 12 years in prison for crimes he did not commit. He was a cop and once exonerated goes back to that job but with a better house, faster cars and minus his wife (whom he wants back). The best part is that I am binge watching without a hang over. I had a date with the Detroit guy but opted out since I had been sick. Today was the first time I left the house to go any where other than work in a really long time. Last night, the Life binge started and I caught up with many of my friends since it was New Year's Eve. Marty did stand up so we talked while he was on the road. Nick was going to cook out. Gil was at home drinking beer and talking on the phone to me and others who no longer get to enjoy freezing their arses off in Oklahoma on New Year's Eve. My friend, Scott told me his business partner ripped him off but he is going to broaden his horizons this year. Everyone but my buddy Jeremy seemed to be well. Jeremy called me three times, each time he was more upset than the previous time. He can't figure out why things went south with his friend with benefits. I don't know the whole story since I don't live in Oklahoma any more and wasn't around during whatever transpired. I tried to console him.
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