Today's thought

Why is it that if you run into a really good looking guy he wants you to shove something up his ass or something instead of just being normal? Can't being normal be the new trend?

Learned something new today

pegging

anal sex reveresed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the womans butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.

charles: are you sure jean? you probably won't feel anything. 
jean: i don't care charles. i'll do anything for you. 
(jean proceeds to peg charles, when all of a sudden, dave comes in the room) 
dave: hey charles, do you wanna see eraser - oh, jesus fucking christ! 
(kim enters) 
kim: fuck! they're at it again! 
dave: what the hell? is jean wearing a...strap-on? 
charles: do you guys ever knock?!

New show I'm watching on Netflix

Helix...I had no idea Billy Campbell is the same man as the actor in The Rocketeer. I love The Rocketeer. It was one of my favorite movies when my son was a little boy.

Massage

The first thing in the morning, I am getting a massage. The best thing is I don't even have to leave my complex and it's a great deal. Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow.

Hard

Accepting deprivation 

Another silver lining

At least I am not married to someone who is just waiting for me to die. Unfortunately, one of my dear friends is in that situation. I am better off alone.

Not Barbie

http://www.elle.com/culture/news/a19837/average-barbie-lammily-doll/?mag=elm&click=yr

New data

http://www.elle.com/life-love/sex-relationships/news/a26709/men-want-to-date-smarter-women/?src=spr_GOOGLE_PLUS_PAGE&spr_id=1448_143356490&linkId=12302262

I wish I had it in me

Quickly, my least favorite day of the year approaches --Valentine's Day -- and to some it's a holiday. My usual ritual is watching Wedding Singer and wishing I had it in me to be happy for people out celebrating instead being my typical self and looking for the silver lining by thinking things like, "It could be worse, I could be married to an Elvis Impersonator.", "It could be worse, I could be married to some  guy who screws around on me all the time (which some women would consider a blessing from stories I hear about women over a certain age).", "It could be worse, I could have lost a limb in a terrible accident this morning.", etc. It's silly to be that way