Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Last Friday

I went to the gym to do yogalates and the guy who teaches (he looks like he is around 70 or 80 years old) was passing gas while he was exercising. I pretended that I didn't hear it but I wondered if he even knew it was happening because he didn't start talking louder or call off the class or anything. I remember my mom telling me my grandpa was passing gas while he was talking some people about a horse and he just kept on talking so later she said something to him about the gas situation and he said he didn't even know it was happening. Of course, who knows if he was telling the truth and if you're 80 something (like my grandpa was at the time) then you can say whatever you want and fart your ass off; You earned the right.

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