Saturday, May 10, 2014

Manglish (Taking a break from the OKCupid dialogue)

1. I’ve been very fortunate. = I have a lot of money that you probably won’t ever get or I’m pretending to have a lot of money. Either way this is bait. Don’t bite.

2. I am looking for a soul mate. = I don’t have anyone to clean my house or do my laundry. Again this is bait. Men just say this because they think it is what women want to hear.

3. I’m intelligent. = I see myself as superior.

4. I am looking for an independent woman. = Don’t think for a second that I am going to be there for you.

5. I’m easy going. = My ex-wife said I was anal all the time.

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