Another greeting card

Front: I thought about you today
Inside: When I saw a woman with a horrible boob job

Calories

This girl told me that according to her fitbit we burn 950 calories if we do Cardio Blast and Body Pump, I said, "No wonder I need a nap on Saturdays." and another girl said, "That's why she's so hungry on Saturday."

Greeting cards

I've been considering my own line of greeting cards. The first one I thought of:


I still think about you (front of card); every time I have a herpes break out (inside).


June thin ks the cards idea is great and funny.

Yummy

http://uncomplicatedhealthyliving.blogspot.com/2015/11/twice-baked-sweet-potatoes.html

Thanksgiving

It looks like I am going to have a full house for Thanksgiving.

Tinder

My brother from another mother called me last night. He had been at a wine tasting for five hours. He asked me about Tinder because this guy he worked with used it and got laid all the time. i said I never saw anyone I was attracted to on Tinder. And then I commented that guy must have been really attractive and but he shot that idea down immediately so I asked if the guy was a silver tongued devil and he said no. I told my my brother just to get on OKCupid or something and try it. And he said, "I don't want a relationship. I'm getting a divorce, I don't want to ever get married again but in about six months I know I am going to want to have sex." I told him to put that on his online profile and see what happens. Of course, he is absolutely gorgeous (underwear  model) so he could say I'm a sack of shit and someone would contact him.

Flowers for V Day