Sunday, June 8, 2014

Almost the worst OKCupid Profile

58%Match18%Enemy
49 / M / Straight / SingleSan Antonio, Texas

My self-summary

eye-candy.

What I’m doing with my life

living it.

I’m really good at

filling out online profiles at dating Web sites ;)

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Book: 50 Shades of Gay.
Movie: Bitchslap
Show: Betheny
Food: Sushi

The six things I could never do without

air, water, sex...well, maybe not air and water ;)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

stuff.

On a typical Friday night I am

soaking in an over-sized tub

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I shower naked.

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