Friday, September 19, 2014

Horoscope

Today, I was thinking it would be great to do laundry tonight. Then, I read my horoscope and it said something like I am so hot for my guy that I should put off doing laundry and spend some quality time with him. And it reminded me of my idea of porn. My idea of porn is; a guy shows up at my house and vacuums for me or says let me help you do laundry or he says he wants to help me do housework. The funny thing is that the girl who did my hair today said that that is her idea of porn. She even mentioned vacuuming specifically. I thought it was so funny that she has the same exact idea of porn as me. So it would have been great if my horoscope said something like try to find someone to spend some quality time with while doing mundane chores.It so much better to do things like laundry or vacuuming with someone or to have someone to do those things for. I enjoyed making a home for my son and miss those days. Life is all about the little things. 

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