Marty

Marty has my user name and password for my OKCupid profile because we look at it together. We discuss what men say in their profiles since he speaks Manglish I ask him what some of the statements men make about themselves really mean. Lately, a lot of women were showing up in my recently viewed section. Then one day all my matches were women. I checked my settings and they were his preferences.

Update

The guy who wasn't rocketman had been married three times and divorced each time. Yikes. Though I recently decided I do not want to date anyone who is not marriage material since it's a waste of my time, that's too much.

Rocketman

He wasn't rocketman but he might do and I like Thousand Oaks, My former roommate, Nancy lives in Thousand Oaks with her boyfriend Steve.

James' match

While James and I were on OKCupid together he got off my page and  got on his so we could find each other. We had issues...That's what OKCupid states when you're scores are low. Our compatibility score is 37%, very low for two people who have been friends for more than 20 years. So James tells me he found someone with whom he has 95% compatibility so I used the Find a user tool to find her and of all things she and I have issues our compatibility score was 30 something percent. James said I can't be a bride's maid.

Found Rocketman

I was on OKCupid with my friend, James and he was searching for himself as me and could not find himself. And I think I found the man I was initially interested in on OKCupid. He was Raocketman6655, some PhD, who blew me off due to the distance. He said, "I can't believe I called you when I gave him my phone number."

I told James that for some reason my recently visited men showed the guy who just told me he just wants to be friends and James told me he had clicked on him. James said he would not do it again so the guy won't think I'm a stalker. And I said, "Who gives a shit any guy who does not want to be with me is an idiot."

Location, Location, Location

When I joined OKCupid I was living in Corpus Christi. My adopted son Jose Perez had introduced me to the site. He was on there. One night he gave me his user name and password so I could review some of the girls he was in contact with so I could tell him which girls seemed to be likely prospects. There were a lot of single girls in the Dallas area so that prompted me to set up a profile. I didn't put a picture on my profile for another year a a half which was prompted by the hits I was getting on eHarmony. It seemed like the men on eHarmony had at least one foot in the grave already. I'm sure that was due to my age. Since Corpus Christi is the fattest the city in U.S. most of the men in my area were very unappealing. So I was desperate for a date who weighed less than 370 pounds.and I ended up looking at rather distant prospects but now that I live by Austin the prospects are great.

Another OKCupid question that is funny

Which is more important for you?

Telling someone you really care
or
Oral sex

I'm guessing the individual who constructed the question thought these two things cannot be equally important or done simultaneously.